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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Secular Saint Candle Vonnegut
Show your devotion to Kurt Vonnegut, the patron saint of humanity, misanthropes, and the fantastic, with this colorful votive!
$18.95
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Blue Q
Blue Q Happy Gum
Happy Fact Number 34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in denial of something.
$1.99
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Paddywax
Paddywax Aura 6 oz Tinted Glass Goblet Candle
Uplift the atmosphere of any room with the Aura 6 oz. Candle.
$30.00
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Paddywax
Paddywax Twisted Taper 10" Candles, Box of 2
Suited perfectly to gift or for everyday entertaining.
$16.00
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Secular Saint Candle Einstein
Show your devotion to Albert Einstein, the patron saint of relativity, black holes, and time travel, with this colorful votive.
$18.95
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Drinks On Me
Drinks On Me Clark Coaster
I don't know what to say, but it's Christmas, and we're all in misery -Ellen Griswold
$5.50